I'm 34 weeks pregnant?

Wow, so all my life I thought that I would notice I was pregnant at least within the first trimester. But apparently it has flown under the radar now for 34 weeks. I always thought I would be pretty big come 34 weeks but apparently not because I've actually lost weight since the beginning of the summer. However, for the past month or so I've been getting regular emails from Parents.com telling me that I am 31, then 32, then 33, and now 34 weeks pregnant. So I must be pregnant then, right?

I'm totally kidding but I was very confused when these emails started showing up and I received a phone call from Parents.com confirming my registration and giving me millions of sales schpeals for health/life insurance for my child, work from home money making scams, and of course the special deals you get if you sign up for some program for 30 days at a reduced price, etc. They asked when I was due and were equally confused when I explained I ADOPTED a baby boy who was born September 14th, 2008. At first I thought that perhaps they were delayed in processing a registration I had filled out prior to River's birth. As there is no place to indicate that you are adopting and not carrying the child whenever I registered with parent sites pre-placement I would just enter his due date. However, if this week I am 34 weeks pregnant that means that the due date entered into the registration form would be the end of November. So I don't know if that can explain this anomaly. Also I know I didn't sign up for any sites that gave me weekly updates on a pregnancy. Angie forwarded me all of the ones that she received from babycenter.com. The next question is, did someone other than myself register under my name, email address and phone number? Doesn't seem likely but if I didn't then who did? Perhaps one of life's mysteries that will never be explained? Just in case I immediately changed the password on my email account. Perhaps I should also change my name and phone number for good measure ;)